I found this video on accident while purposefully perusing the internet for songs that would make me cry, because we all need hobbies. I then proceeded to laugh hysterically. And now I bring it to you.
This will speak to your soul in ways that are both accurate and uncomfortable, perhaps forcing you to observe depths of your soul as of yet unexplored. Along with it, I have attached a list of things that either a.) make you sad, b.) could make you less sad, c.) somehow do both at the same time, or d.) do none of the above. I will let you decide which applies where, but regardless, they are all in this video. Because nothing says “love song” quite like the following:
- 1.) Death
- 2.) Sexual tension
- 3.) An ridiculously unnecessary amount of cross-dissolves
- 4.) Yoga
- 5.) Candlelit cuddles
- 6.) Brown People
- 7.) Angst-driven leaning against walls
- 8.) An ebony hunk of a man
- 9.) Tears
- 10.) Playful group-shaving techniques
- 11.) An innocent game of Twister
- 12.) Crying on the shower floor while, for some unexplained reason, still wearing a towel
- 13.) Shower sex (without having to account for height differences)
- 14.) Sensual, Latin guitar riffs
- 15.) An orchestra accompanying a Black woman in a white dress
- 16.) Black people wearing white clothing for unresolved reasons
- 17.) Spoon-feeding said ebony hunk of a man
- 18.) Mysterious poolside gazes
- 19.) A hit-and-run car accident between a motorcycle and a banana-yellow Cadillac within jogging distance from your house
- 20.) Overly dramatic zooms
- 21.) The 90’s
